deadmau5 quotes

Wise words from Joel Zimmerman

“Holy fucking shit. I’m engaged and stuff!”

—   deadmau5

Wow, I actually have more than 5 listeners. This is a new record for me. I’d like to thank my mom, my dad…yeah I’d like to thank God, and I’d like to thank all the people who’ve supported me over the years for helping me break this record of more than 5 listeners during a practice set. Fucking awesome. Thanks. Thanks for coming out guys.


LOSERS!

—   deadmau5 (2006)

“Birds of a feather…flock together. Fuck those other stupid ass birds.”

—   deadmau5

“How many social not-working sites do we really need?”

—   deadmau5

Morgan Evans:

So I hear you're a "Hoarders" fan?

deadmau5:

Yeah...how'd you fucking know that?

Morgan Evans:

I do follow you on Twitter.

deadmau5:

Oh, cool, sorry to hear that.

“If you don’t get my sense of humor, fuck you.”

—   deadmau5

“Did someone just say “show us your tits”? I don’t have any tits.”

—   deadmau5

“I think that if everyone knew what I was thinking most of the time, I’d probably be put away.”

—   deadmau5  (via alkhemystt)

“Home sweet OH GOD THERES PILES OF CRAP EVERYWHERE home.”

—   deadmau5

“Am I really such an arrogant, ego centric, jerkoff, hypocritical dumbshit? You can believe that if you wish, because we don’t know each other. I had the balls to speak my mind freely and say what I felt. What will you stand up for today?”

—   deadmau5